bafoon...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bafoon

1).bafoon-Fool, idiot, one who pretents to know something but does not.
Larry the bafoon claims to have fixed something that he knows absolutely nothing about. He bafooned it.-
2).A cross between a baboon and a babbling idiot.

The Demz and the "Prez" know what's BETTER for US than WE do????
Ever heard the expression.."they are talking out of both sides of their mouth".
Well, that bunch in DC is.

Have ya had enuff yet???

I hate to use this word.....but it seems to fit.

I've been called a lot of names...

I have been called a lot of names, in my 50+ years here on Earth..
Some of them in jest, which I countered with an equal amount of enthusiasm,
sarcasm and sometime off the handle.
Rednek,Redneck,Southern Rednek
Bubba,
Country-Boy, Country Man,
Cousin-Lover, (well yeah but not an some sense's of the word.),kissin cousin (naw),
brother, brudder,
Trailer Trash, White Trash, (just take out the trash),
Friend,Foe, Someone you don't want to cross,
Dummy, dum-butt, dum a$$,
and other typical Southern References that may come to mind.

I have been cussed, blessed, cursed at and to.
A lot of these I won't mention.
Been Called Bible Thumper, Bible Belt Dweller, ignorant of the Bible, Atheist as well. Never did figure that one out...

Slow, Lazy, Fat, Fast, in a hurry or not.
One way thinker, Open-minded, Closed-minded,
Democrat, Republican, BUT NOT A Liberal.
Progressive, Recessive, Re-constructive, De-constructive.
Above average, and the other end of the spectrum.

I've waved many a Flag,...
The American my Favorite,
States of AL, TX,KY, to name a few...
Confederate,
Jolly Roger,
Don' Tread on ME and others...

But a thought struck me today...
Many Extremest want to destroy me for being an Infidel....

I always thought that was someone who was hell-bent on destroying someones
way of life....Or someone totally ignorant of the ways of others.
because of Race, Religion, Sex, Nationality, and so on...
That sounds like a Racists...not an Infidel.
Funny...I am an infidel...because I wont accept someone Else's way of doing
things or their way of life. Like their laws, and customs...

Well I respect someones way of life, as long as, it does NOT
infringe on a persons liberty, and life. No not a liberal way of thinking,
just right from wrong. Common sense dictates that.
These idgitz want to destroy me because I am an Infidel???
...well sell it somewhere else. That dog don't hunt here.
I thought Christians were Gentiles??
In that case, them Extremest Muslims will have to look for Infidels somewhere
else other than around here.
Maybe they should look in their own yards.

They want to destroy me because I don't believe in Allah???
Well the Good Lord Above is known by many names in all dialects and Nations.
Don't Believe......buncha idgitz....wrong.
Heck yall are the ones who don't respect mankind.

Call me a Christian, Gentile, American, Rednek, Bubba or what you want.
But Not infidel.
Yeah, I have been called a LOT of names, and probably be called a lot more
down the road...

BUT.......I Have NOT been called a Racisist or an Infidel!!

We're Full...

got this in an email... If u cross the north Korean border illegally u get 12 years hard labor...if u cross Iranian border illegally u get detained indefinitely. Cross the Afghan border u get shot. Cross the Saudi border u will be jailed. Cross the Chinese border u will never be heard from again. Cross the Venezuelan border u will b branded a spy and your fate sealed. Cross the Cuban border u will b thrown n prison to rot. However, cross the U.S. border illegally, u get a job, a drivers license, a social security card, welfare benefits, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a new house, free education, free health care, the right to vote, and all without speaking a word of english. This should piss Americans off. If you agree, forward to everyone you know!!

A NEW Pledge...

A NEW Pledge of Allegiance


Since the Pledge of Allegiance

And

The Lord's Prayer

Are not allowed in most

Public schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....

A Kid in Arizona wrote the attached




NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.




If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now.




Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.




For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.




We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..




We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.




It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen