Cold and Flu remedy...

Here's how to prevent and help with the colds an flu ya might git.
might as well as put my 2 cents in...

1- tell people that are sick to stay away from ya!!! Stay HOME!!!!

2- ifin ya do git it follow these heer directionz-

a). Six shot glasses, two fingerz of Tequila or a good Bourbon Whiskey.
DONT waste good Scotch on a cold or flu!!!!!

b). git the salt box outta da cabinet, or the shaker off da table.

c). 8 oz. orange juice, or pineapple, grape, tropical punch, dont really matter.

This remedy should be done rite before ya go to bed...
EVERY 10 minutes drink the contents of a glass in one swallow.
this should take 1 hour at most.

Right before you retire to the bed. take the salt and shake onto the stoop, steps, sidewalk just
outside the front or back door. The one that's usually iced over in the morning.

Give the juice to the gran-kidz or the wifey.

If need be take a tablespoon of honey or some GOOD Sorghum syrup before with a squirt of Lemon juice in it ......

Repeat as necessary.....

Nope I aint any medical professional, but hey. most anybody can repeat waht they read in a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Id-gitz....cont'd

Since obama took office, it's been a hurry-scurry world in DC. Every little thing seems to be either life or death.
The Budget- We all need to pass this in order to put our grandchildren's grandchildren in debt or else!!! Well they passed it. One statistic I heard from an economist was that a person graduating today from college would not be able to put anything into a retirement fund. Because they will owe it to the gubb-mint.

H1N1, flu- It started in Mexico. Another Montezuma revenge. A few3 thousand folks, worldwide I might add have it. Every year there are about 36,000 that die from the regular flu yearly. This from the secretary or director or czar of Homeland Security, and repeated by the World Health Org. They made it into a pandemic. Thats worse than an epidemic I was always told. hmm.............a couple of thousand verses tens of thousands.............hmm.......................
..........2 vs 36............hmmm.............buncha idgitz!!!

Water boarding- Give em a drink I say!!!

You cant turn on the TV, radio, Internet or read a newspaper, (of which are disappearing almost daily), magazine without some crisis going on in DC. Mostly originating from the White House.
O-Joe Biden wanted a World Crisis, even if they have to make it up.......id-git.
They are acting like they want to be "The Saviour's of the Century".....id-gitz.

Cure Cancer, World Health, Hunger, Peace and the like. But I guess Merle Haggard's song sums it up-
..."we'll all be drinking that free bubble-ubb
and eating that Rainbow Stew." or their BS!!!!!!